Ah, Yes, More about me? Here are 10 random things:

   1)I want to try everything. And anything. I want to experience absolutely everything that life has to offer, thrice over, excluding experiences of the narcotic and tobacco kind. Also, have a threesome and bondage experience lol. And see what the fuss is all about.

  2)I want to have a job that involves playing ‘Name-place-animal-thing’, eating maggi, watching cats sing on youtube, petting dogs and correcting ppl’s spellings. Don’t say I don’t have goals!

  3) I hate it when cousins return form US and brag about zillion of things. When all they get for us is Hershey’s kisses or snickers. I feel like using those Hershey’s kisses as butt plugs on them. And I will one of these days:|

  4)Although I do think the best plans are the spontaneous ones, I have a paranoia for advance planning. I will be satisfied when tickets for a movie are booked  in advance... Add the zero patience, and I snap when people refuse to help in planning at all. And woe betide someone if the plan is called off due to the lack of planning….

 5)Whenever I am bored, I google Rakhi Sawant, Lady Gaga, ‘I swallowed semen, will I get pregnant? .., “Is Barack Obama gay?”…And then there’s always some update that makes me go ROFL. J ( Google’s search engine must be certainly convinced that I am a dull, middle-aged man with messed up priorities and scandolous fetishes)









ROFL. Btw, magnified sperms are too cute.
They are like little tadpoles all misguided and

bumping into each other. lol Dont you think so?

Ummm, may I just faint??

  6)Once I start laughing in earnest, it’s next to impossible to get me to stop. And it has its benefits too. People act concerned and very sympathetic like they’re talking to a nutcase after I haven’t paused once in two full minutes. Once, I startled a friend so much he offered to buy me a dozen of snickers if that would make me pause and assure him I was fine.( I still kick myself for having politely and breathlessly declined that offer). The longest I’ve lasted to my recollection is 2 hours 15 minutes. All right… Pick up those jaws now… Where’s your courtesy?

 7) I have imaginary conversations with my alter ego-my imaginary evil twin. He is a very wicked alter ego, and does all sorts of things I wouldn't contemplate: devilish advocacy, reading Danielle Steel, trying to get pregnant woman to drink more.

 8) I can survive solely on Maggi and mangoes. The two M’s of my life. I love food more than I love my little toes on both feet. Ehh they're too cute anyway.You got that right..I am a hardcore foot fetishist!

 9)I would sell my soul to have a puppy who dotes on me. Every morning I wake up hoping someone’d have left a Golden Retriever pup for me at the doorstep. And everytime I console myself thinking that it must have got lost in the transit.



awwww..what wouldn't I give up for these!!

  10) I cry. Way too often. Ok maybe not melodramatic cry…. When Jamie(Walk to remember) died, yes. When Marley died, yes. When Titanic sank, yes. That’s ok, right?  Now… When Hassan got raped (Kite runner) I got emotional. When Ross kissed Rachel for the first time and declared his love for her, I had to blink my eyes rapidly. (FRIENDS series for the ones scratching their heads/beards). When Serena and Blair reunited( You are a sexist if you hate “Gossip Girls” and call it a ‘chick flick’), I thought a sentimental “good-for-them”. When Amitabh Bachchan and Rekha walk away hand in hand in the floral garden singing ‘ye kaha aggaye hum’, I sighed.  You get the picture. Yeah. That lame :|

10 things that usually cross my head:

1)  Will I ever have a love life like Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra,Spongebob and Patrick, Dora and her monkey?..Ok,except the last one.lol

2)  Will I ever find my soulmate? And by soulmate I mean someone whom I could share my maggi with.

3)  How did peacock get its name anyways…? That small, eh?? =D

4)  Why were cockroaches and mice put on this earth when they serve no purpose but to annoy?

5)  Why does Tang cause a tingling itch in my throat? And maybe elsewhere.

6)  Why do some ppl spell “come” as “cum” ? Really?? Why kill a decent 4-letter word with one that means something sooo different?  

7)  How can I even be friends with someone who has never watched an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S till date?! Mildly disturbing it is. :|

8)  Will Nigella Lawson ever put on weight after eating all those sinful stuff she cooks?

9)  When will I land up in Spain??

10) Why are the only messages I get nowadays are from Ncell?

   This was tougher than I thought. And longer than I thought it would take. But uber fun. Anyone, who wants, take a shot at it. Enjoy!! =D