Sunday, October 14, 2012

The one with all the ranting


Ah well…big leap for me... living life as an otaku after a 4 year long problematic and nurturing journey through a ‘business school (the term should salutary be reserved for top-tier institutes, the one I was enrolled to was more like, well, a meat-market!) And to be honest, I was not quite sure what I’d become on the other side of the transformation that was soon to begin.  It’s been a hell of an experience until now. To begin with, a workaholic (yeah, Big Surprise!) like me just HAD to go through the most unpurposeful and unengaging phase of my life which is, if you’ll pardon my metaphor, depressing like Paris Hilton’s sex tape.

Well, after 4 years of calculating bond-prices and doing SWOT analysis for companies where I can only dream about working in, I’m staying idle at my home and I swear it does NOT seem like 4 years have gone by. During the course it seemed like this time would never come, but now it just feels like the whole thing just raced past… At the time, the tedium was unbearable; classes, presentations, tests,  K.U’s nightmarish questions during exams, my Spanish classes in between and sleepless nights… but now all I can remember are my friends, shopping with them, trudging through the corridors in the college and smirking at ppl with horrendous clothing sense and personal hygiene(who wears a pearl set and bathroom slippers to college??!) our oh-so-lavish b’day treats( I’d spent almost all of my internship- stipend on treating my friends) the frequently hovering at Shisha and at our very own Central Perk-Coffee Station … just the good times... It’s odd how the grass is always greener on the other side… Back then I was dying for classes and my internship to get over, now I’m feeling so restless that I wouldn't mind going back. But it’s only for the part of college other than the academic part of course…: P

The funny thing is that all this while I was waiting for my college to get over so that I could start preparing for my MBA, start with GMAT classes and try to continue working at Standard Chartered after completing my internship there.  But none of that seem to be working right for me. I was also proud for making it through the course without having to sit for a single compartmental exam. But pride lasts only so long, right? It seemed to be almost anticlimactic, with a little but compelling voice in the back of my mind asking “now what?” The pressure of graduation, the need to start looking for a job and then the uncanny and weird positions that I engage myself to towered the pride I should be have been feeling.
Well, initially, I’d thought it shouldn't be so hard. I've seen multiple people go through this. In fact, I've myself judged and disapproved of people who rant about their unproductiveness and are obsessed with downloading self-help journals or books with the promise of a more focused and productive life or a “8-week solution for shaping your mind, career..” with revolutionary ways of mapping ideas and plans for success. Geez.

I've never wanted to join the club. But ever since I was done with my exams, that’s all I have been doing- calculating and re-calculating days I've stayed ideal-hoping for a math error, only to realize that it has been 3 fucking months! (Whoever said ‘time flies’ is getting a closed-fist punch in his scrotum. I swear.)


I was actually very happy the months before this- August and September. I was cheerfully putting my latest hobby to work. I was downloading books and latest season of Modern Family (btw, why are they replacing adorable yet prop-like silent Lily on the show?? Ugh.) But for the past few weeks, I've been wanting to sink into a complete oblivion. Just somehow wishing that the next day passes without my mom or anyone noticing my idleness. So, I started engaging myself in doing household chores. I started cleaning my closet, my book rack, and scrubbing the bathtub. Inevitably, my insane need to get everything in spot and clean was getting stronger day-by-day. The neat freak Monica Geller began to rupture out of me. Except that it wasn't funny and it started scaring my mom.

The sun is just about to set, and like a nocturnalist I begin my day. I am at my best at night between the hours 9-2 am.  I more relaxed after a day-long panic of realizing that the day has just flown by like any other day.  And that today is going to end up the same way as it did yesterday, and like a sucker I am going to google 10 random posts that have the 7 keys to a productive life!  So come on ppl, what is the secret? Please don’t tell me the seven biblical methods such as introspection or ‘soul-searching’ or trashy meditations…mainly because I've tried it all. My patience is wearing thin and so is my attention span...It’s even getting difficult for me to  sit through a movie or read a book because I end up goggling words every time a random thought passes my mind.


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